Then camera turns to accomodate him asking the sister to remain quite and calm while go out to chake who was knocking.(turns at the door)
PST.OKAFOR:Yes who is that?
PST.BEN:Is me pastor Ben
PST.OKAFOR (opens the door) oh pastor Ben you are welcome (turns to Sis.Favour) sister you are welcome.please be seated.
BEN & FAVOUR:(sits) Thank you.
PST.OKAFOR:I hope there is no problem?
PST.BEN (Repositions) There is my Brother.Inshort a very big one.
PST.OKAFOR: Are you serious? what happened?
PST:BEN:My brother,someone who called himself a man of God huted this my daugter(daughter in the Lord).But I think it will be better if you hear from the horses mouth.(turns to Favour)Sis.Favour tell him what happened.
SIS.FAVOUR:(shading tears) He asked me to come and help him wash his cloths and I agreed and went since he is a man of God, but I never knew he was an anointed sinner, untill when I got there and he asked me to come inside his room.I did and he asked me to help him scratch his back, (LIES) but when I wanted to leave the room since I have known his immoral plan,he pushed me on the bed and forced himself on me.(crying the more) And before I knew it,he had slept with me.so I decided to come and share it with Uncle Ben.
PST.OKAFOR: Jesus christ! (while he is equally keeping a girl inside his bedroom) tell me you just cracked a joke.Because if this is true,I will fight it with the last drop of my blood.
PST.BEN:Sis favour;tell him you are not joking.
SIS.FAVOUR:(turns to Okafor) Daddy am not joking.That was what happened.
PST.OKAFOR:Jesus! (speaks in tongues) suntarababa kuheeruma! But who the hell is this person?
SIS.FAVOUR:Is Evang. Wisdom.
PST.OKAFOR:Jesus! So all these rumors I have been hearing about him are true?
PST.BEN:Before nko? Abeg lets plan on how to handle that good for nothing Evangelist.(turns to favour) please excuse us for a while(camera rotates to accomodate her leaving and then returns on them) Imagine! We have even lost our respects as men of God simply because of that idoit who called himself an Evangelist.Nonsense(repositions)
PST.OKAFOR:So what do we do?
PST.BEN:Lets team up and deal with him mercilessly.
PST.OKAFOR:How?
PST.BEN:Let us plan a crusade and invite him as a guest speaker and then announce his sins in the crusade ground before his presence.I believe with that we will quench his so-called anointing.
PST.OKAFOR:No!this is what we are going to do,let us report him to the parish periest,from there to the venerable and fom there to the Oga Himself(THE BISHOP). And I tell you;the bishop will not take it lightly with him.With that,he may be excommunicated from the church.
PST.BEN:(smiles)Chie! Pastor idigodu too much.Na watin we go do (camera cuts as bothe of them were laughing)
(camera pans on Evang.Wisdom praying with tears all over his face before the alter of the most high God.He cried and cried confessing his sins.camera cuts as he was singing some merciful hymns.
Three days later,he was excommunicated from the church.
And four months later,Pst.Okafor impregnanted Sis.Gloria and went and wedded her immediately to cover his sins before is made an open secret.While Pst Ben in the other hand impregnanted thesame Favour he brought before Pst.Okafor.He gave her money to abort it and on the process of aborting it,she lost her life.
So friends what lessons can be drawn from this story? Or what message can you pass to the public through this Satire?
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